hypothetically, let us say everyone lives for 100 years and has a child during their 100th year. that means your great-great-great-granddaughter will be born around the year 2496. she will not be alive and “doing fine” in the year 3000. the jonas brothers have lied.
"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”